Tuesday, June 30, 2020

To Kill a War Leader Pt 12 - Honoring the Fallen

This is the first thing I've written in a while. It's still alittle rough, but I hope you enjoy it. As always, comments are welcome and appreciated.

-Wayne     


   Valsh had kept her preserved while I was gone. Shortly after I came back to his hut, we traveled through a portal back out into the jungle. I built a litter to drag her back to the village. All the while my anger with Na'Guk grew. I dreamt of bathing in his blood. It's not that I was planning on settling down with Shala, or even that I was in love. She was innocent in this and her death was unnecessary. The Green Mountain Tribe were not to blame. We shouldn't have even fucking been there. That's what fueled my fire. Na'Guk was a rabid dog who was only going to get more of his people killed for no goddamned reason.

        I don't think Valsh and I said five words while he was with me. After the litter was made he opened a portal back to his hut and left me alone in the jungle with Shala's body. I was gone for a day, and we had spent most of a day making the litter. I figured dragging her through the jungle would have added at least a half a day to my trip back, so I made camp with plans to leave at sun up. Valsh told me his spell would fade shortly after the sunrise, so I covered her with the hammock she had brought with us to keep the flies off of her. I sat a vigil by the fire, but nothing approached her remains.

        The next morning, I started my hike back to the village pulling the litter behind me. Valsh had put me about a half day's hike out, so by the time I broke the tree line the sun was at mid-day. I heard the call go up from the guards at the wall and Shala's group of huntresses met me half way to the gate. They offered to take up the task of carrying her, but after one look in my eyes, they bowed and moved away.

        I pulled her all of the way through the village to her hut. Once I had her inside, I moved her onto the bedding where we had spent that first night. I knelt beside her until Valsh arrived with another orc. She was old, probably older than Valsh. He touched my shoulder and said, "Tole, this is Manua. She will prepare Shala for her funerial rite. We should go."

        I got to my feet and nodded my head in deference to Manua. She returned the nod and went to sit by Shala's body. When Valsh and I passed through the door, she began to chant and sing. I could hear an occasional break in her voice as she sang. I looked at Valsh with an unspoken question on my face.

        "Huh? Oh, she is Shala's mother. She is singing the tales of Shala's honor and prowess to the gods and will ask they allow her into The Hall. Tradition demands that she sing for a day at least without food or sleep. When she is done, the village will gather for the ceremony and then a feast will be held in Shala's memory. After that is done, I am certain Na'Guk will order the attack take place within the next three or four following days."

        "Never gonna happen," I spat.

        A few steps later a memory pushed its way to the front of my anger. In my mind I saw the dinner in the Great Hall about a week before. Na'Guk had left through a hidden door in the back wall of the room. That needs to be investigated, so I left Valsh's side with a promise that I would be back soon. He gave me a suspicious look, and I simply replied with a smile. Well, I thought I smiled. Valsh looked at my face and said, "Do not do anything stupid."

        "Who? Me? I'm the fucking poster child for rational action," I replied as I broke from his path.

        The Great Hall was used for damned near everything, so it wasn't very heavily guarded. I stepped inside and took a quick visual estimate of its size. The place was about forty feet wide and sixty feet long. I thought it looked bigger than that, so I went back outside and paced it off. Forty feet wide was pretty much dead on, but the outside was closer to seventy.  I walked around behind, but there wasn't anything that looked like a path leading away from the back wall.

        Interesting. Must be a small room in the back.  I'd bet stairs down into a tunnel. Why would an "honor in battle" leader have a bolt hole?  I'll have to check that with Valsh.

        The War Leader's hut was about twenty feet away and at a slight angle. I paced it off, stomping my feet to try and hear if there was any hollow space below me. I didn't hear anything, but a few minutes later one of Na'Guk's guards came around the corner of the hut to see what I was doing. He bowed up and snorted at me. I just smiled, waved, and turned and left for Valsh's hut. I saw him shaking his head as he went back to where he'd been.

        So, there is something down there and apparently it's guarded.  Interesting.

        I made my way back to Valsh's hut running some scenarios for putting Na'Guk in a hole in my mind as I walked. I must've looked pissed because no one stopped me or even spoke to me the entire way across the village. There were even a couple of Na'Guk's guards who side-stepped me as I passed. Maybe having a reputation as a jungle demon wasn’t such a bad thing after all.

        I walked straight into the hut without knocking or even announcing my arrival. I went straight to the keg on the shelf in the back and drew up a mug of that fruity beer he kept on hand. Valsh tried to ask me a question a couple of times, but I waved him off while I drank. After I had taken a couple of good pulls on my drink, I grabbed some cheese off of a plate and sat down on a pillow. I took a bite of cheese and washed it down with the fruit beer. Maybe it was the stress of the last few days or maybe I finally snapped, but a thought that those words just flat don't belong together crossed my mind and kicked over my giggle-box.

        It took me a couple of minutes and another drink or two to be able to shove the madman back into his box in my brain. Once I settled back down, Valsh asked me, "Where did you go? You did not start any trouble with Na'Guk did you?"

        "Relax man. I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. His day is coming, and it's gonna be soon. Just not today. I do need some information though if you have some time to talk."

        Valsh drew himself a large flagon of beer and grabbed some cheese. He came to sit on a cushion nearby and said, "If it will keep you out of Na'Guk's way, I will talk all day. What do you need to know?"

        I spent a few minutes describing what I discovered about the hidden room in the Great Hall and my theories about the buried tunnel. I told him about the guard coming to see what I was doing and my conclusion that there was a guarded tunnel running to the War Leader's hut from the Great Hall. The whole time Valsh sat nodding.

        "There is a tunnel. Na'Guk had it put in so that he could leave the festivities without having to walk through a crowded room. That was when I first began to suspect that there was something wrong with my War Leader. I suspect there are more secret ways under the village, but as you said, they are guarded. I have not been able to confirm my suspicions. Surely you are not thinking of using them to gain access to his hut?"

        I lowered my mug from my mouth and looked Valsh in the eye. All mirth was gone from my voice, "That is exactly what I am thinking. I can't open a portal, and I can't walk in through the front door.  That leaves sneaking in somehow. I'd be willing to bet that there's one, maybe two guards at most in the tunnel. It would be best if I can find a way past them. If not, I'll make their deaths as silent and as nasty as his. Angry gods sometimes smite anyone in their path. Besides, if they're all gonna commit ritual suicide anyway, what does it matter?"

        The rest of my day was just kind of grey and boring. I drank and slept, if you want to call passing out sleep, and I dreamt. One dream was of the battle against the Green Mountain Tribe. Dozens of Valsh's people lay in the kill zone in front of that cliff with those goddamned poisoned arrows sticking out of their bodies, and Na'Guk ordered more to their deaths. In the dream I snapped and killed him in front of everyone and then was killed myself.

        Another dream was of Shala. She was alive and living her life; because, I had acted sooner and put Na'Guk down before the scouting mission. She and Valsh talked of how I had died attacking him in the Great Hall during the feast. His guards had cut me to pieces, but not before I had put twelve inches of steel through his brain.

        The last dream was of me standing over Na'Guk's body in his hut. His face held a look of shock, and I was covered in his blood. I was panting from the exertion of the things I had done to his body, but I still felt like I hadn't done enough. There would never be enough. I reached into his torso and grabbed his heart...

        Valsh shook me awake. Well he was holding me up in the air by an arm and shaking me. Never a good idea to touch me in my sleep. There was a red welt on the side of his face that was shaped a lot like my right foot. "You kick hard for such a small creature," he said. "You were talking in your sleep, so I thought I should wake you."

        "What time is it?"

        "it is near sun up," he said with a sigh. "There will be food at the cook fire soon. Manua should finish her pleas to the gods by midday, and then we will begin the funeral ceremony. There is work to do first, and you have a role to play. Wash your face and then we will go get some food."

        There was a communal breakfast in the same part of the village where the party had been the night I met Shala. The food was very good and plentiful. The mood, however, was decidedly less festive.

        While I was eating several of the huntresses stopped by and brought me food. One put a wreath of blossoms around my neck. They smelled like shit, but I thanked her. After the last of them had passed by I leaned over to Valsh and asked, "What the fuck was all that?"

        "You were the one with her when she was killed. The wreath is to show that you were close to her. Shala had apparently told her team that she was quite taken with you, but any fool...except the one sitting next to me...could see that. If you are finished eating, there is one more task that falls to you and me. Shala's team of huntresses will have gathered the fuel, but we must assemble and sanctify her funeral pyre."

        It honestly had never occurred to me that they would burn their dead, but after Valsh mentioned the pyre, I realized there was no burial ground in or around the village. Makes sense if you live in a jungle full of predators. Graves would be hard to keep safe from the animals.

        The pyre was not what I expected it to look like. I expected it to look like what I'd seen in the movies. You know. A big pile of logs stood on their end and lashed together to form platform to lay the body on. Then the whole thing is ignited and burns until the fuel is exhausted. Come to find out, if you don't build those just right so that it burns all nice and even, they can and will dump the corpse out of the fire. Then you've got a problem.

        This one was basically a brick enclosed fire pit with steel grating for the deceased to lie on with the fire burning below them. Each brick was engraved in orcish symbols that I'm sure were very significant to their beliefs. Valsh lifted the grate and set it aside, so we could begin to stack the wood. We built several layers of wood laying it in alternating directions. After each layer, Valsh would stop me and he would say a prayer over the wood. Each prayer brought a slight glow from the piles of logs.

        When we were done, Valsh looked at me and said, "Lay your wreath on the top. It will accompany her to the Hall, so her spirit will remember you."

        I laid it out in the center of the wood and left my hand on it while I thought about her. If there are gods on this world that look after the dead, take care of her. If I find out otherwise, you'll answer to me.

        I lifted my hand and Valsh put the grate back over the wood.

        He brushed his hands together to knock the dust from them and said, "The funeral will be at sundown. We should have just enough time to get cleaned up and eat something before it begins."

        I looked at Valsh like he was out of his damned mind. We'd just eaten breakfast. Then I looked at the sky and saw that the sun was well past midday. We'd been stacking that wood for hours and time had slipped away from me. As we turned to leave, Manua stepped around the corner of a hut and walked to us. She laid her hand on my cheek and then went to kneel by the pyre and began to sing again.

        At just after sunset the tribe had gathered around the pyre. From the looks of it they were all there. Valsh had told me that they would be arranged so that those who knew Shala best would be closest and it would spread out from there. He had also told me that there would be no conversation, and man it was creepy how quiet this many orcs can be.

        When we stepped through into the center of the crowd, one of the huntresses handed me a torch. I really didn't want to take it. This should have been the right of one of her friends, but Valsh had told me the other function of the wreath was to designate the "Flame Bearer" who would light the pyre and send her body to the Hall to rejoin her spirit.

        I took the torch and walked to the pyre. There was an opening in the side for the torch to be inserted into the wood pile. It felt like it took a long time for the fire to catch, but once it did, Valsh's magic took hold and the flames leapt into the sky. When they did, the entire village roared as one. The sound of it shook my body.

        I looked to the sky and found myself wishing her a speedy and safe journey. Just remember what I said. I've faced scarier things that an orc god.

        I turned away from the fire to return to Valsh's hut. As I passed through the crowd I felt a tear slide down my cheek for the first time since I buried my wife back on Terra. Huh. That's interesting. Ok Na'Guk. Time to die.


Friday, June 19, 2020

Cars Suck

     In a previous post, I talked about some wiring issues I've been having with my daily driver, a 1989 Mustang GT. Well, I've just about got that mess sorted out, and I even did some preventative maintenance on things that were rusting in the dash as I went.

     I spent WAY too much time trying to repair the printed circuit board on the back of my instrument cluster. Screw you Ford by the way. I know, they were a great idea at the time, but they really don't stand up to time. Luckily National Parts Depot is reproducing them in the aftermarket. They're even making the smaller one that runs the fluid level warning lights. 

     I just wish I knew that before I spent a weekend playing with superglue and copper banding trying to fix shit like this.

     Sorry, I wandered off of why cars suck or at least why mine does. The last time I went to button up some more of the under dash wiring (and holy hell is there a lot of it), I found that my power steering system decided to barf in my driveway for no reason whatsoever. I haven't turned the wheels or started the car or anything. Oh well, just one more thing to straighten out. 
     Some days I have to remind myself how boring it would be if my car didn't need my attention on a regular basis. Other times I dream wistfully about how peaceful life would be if my car didn't need my attention on a regular basis.


Monday, June 1, 2020

To Kill a War Leader Pt 11 - The Green Mountain Tribe

Sorry I've been away so long. The world has gone to shit and apparently it's trying to take me with it. Really just haven't been inspired to write much with all that's going on around me. Even if I had been, I just flat haven't had time. The only thing I've written lately is the short story for the anthology OldNFO is putting together to release in a month or so.

Here's the next chapter in To Kill a War Leader.  It's still rough, but it is what it is. Comments are always welcome.

Thanks and hope everything is five by five wherever you are.

Wayne 

The Green Mountain Tribe

I woke before Shala, so I set out to find something for breakfast. Not too far from camp I came across a camouflaged nest on the ground with four good sized eggs. A few feet away was one of Shala's snares she'd set the night before with what I can only describe as a saber-toothed rabbit caught in it. The thing had inch and a half long claws and every tooth was pointed with serrations along its edge. Even fucking rabbits are predators here.  I love this place!
Once I got back to camp, I stoked our small fire and cooked a small breakfast. Shala gave the appropriate thank you to the jungle for providing for our needs. I just ate. We didn't leave much, but what was left was tossed into the underbrush to allow the jungle its share. Shala buried the fire, and we broke camp.
The rest of the morning we hiked in relative silence and well before midday we reached the edge of a clearing at the base of a cliff. With the exception of the cliff face that had to be a quarter of a mile long, the mountainside was covered in foliage. The cliff only reached about a hundred and fifty feet up the side of the mountain and the entire length of it was topped with a wall made of thick timbers. I could see the simple ladders on the cliff face leading up to a small ledge near sally ports in the wall. The ladders would likely be drawn up or pushed over in the event of attack. 
I'd seen something similar once when I was a child when my family toured the cliff dwellings at Mesa Verde. The only difference was that the Pueblos who lived in the cliffs on Terra didn't use ladders. They had carved out notches for hand and foot holds in the cliff face in a complex pattern that only the members of the tribe knew. When we took the tour, we had to climb ladders and the tour guide told us that researchers still hadn't deciphered the pattern. You'd think you were doing fine on a climb and then suddenly find yourself out of places to climb with.  Couple of people died trying.
The next thing I noticed was that the clearing was not natural. We were standing at the edge of a killing field that was an almost perfect arc that left a two-hundred-yard run from the tree line to the cliff face. That would give the defenders plenty of time to deal with the ladders while raining arrows down on the invaders. I wouldn’t want to be part of an invading force trying to take it. The death toll would be ri-goddamned-diculous.
"There is the home of the Green Mountain Orcs," Shala said pointing to the wall. "You can see why they live in relative peace. Their village is almost impossible to assault with ground fighters and archers would have to fire from above to have any effect on the battle. I do not understand my War Leader's need to go to war with them."
"What about a siege?" I asked.
"What is a siege? I am unfamiliar with that term."
Of course, she didn't know what a siege was. Siege warfare doesn't give warriors the chance to die in glorious hand-to-hand combat.  On the other hand, though, the Green Mountain orcs wouldn't know how to prepare for a siege or defend against one. In less than five minutes I may have just figured out how to kill an entire tribe of orcs. 
I took a deep breath and explained. "A siege is where you basically cut off all of their access to food and water until they surrender or come out to fight. Do you know where they get water and food from? Would it be possible to cut them off? I'd be willing to bet they don't have stores for more than a week or two."
From the look on her face you'd have thought I suggested we eat their young. "There is no honor in that! You would be hurting the young and old most. The weak would die first. That is not how orcs wage war! Do your people actually fight in this way?"
"We did once upon a time," I replied. "The hope is that the warriors will come to the field of battle before their weakest die. Often times those under siege would try to seek help from allies to attack the enemy from the rear to break the siege. The fact that it isn't what you're used to doesn't make the tactic any less effective."
She snorted and said, "Well, it does not matter anyway; because, I have no idea how they supply their village. For all I know they live on the fungi that grow in a cave up there."
"I guess we're sneaking in then," I said. "This is information I have to get to give Na'Guk what he needs to wage his war. Any idea about how to get up there unseen?"
"I was hoping you did. After dark?"
"Definitely," I said as I turned back into the jungle to wait for nightfall. About five yards in a thought occurred to me. "What about from above? I mean we'd have to climb the mountain and scale back down, but I'd bet they don't defend it. Won't be the first time I've dropped in from above on a target."
"That would be better than going home with nothing," Shala replied. "We'll just have to watch out for the beasts that live on the mountain. They are different from what lives beneath. Hopefully the mountain gods are in a mood to protect you and not their followers." She was already moving before she finished her sentence.
We circled the clearing staying well within the tree line until I noticed that we had started walking up a steady incline. We were on what on Terra would likely be a deer or goat path. On Orta'ahn nothing that would qualify as prey would travel the same route routinely. This was most likely beaten into a path by something of a predatory bent, so as we ran, I kept my head on a swivel and my ears tuned to the sounds around us. It wouldn't do anyone any good for either of us to get eaten by something we never saw coming.
It couldn't have been more than a mile of jungle for us to cross to get to the base of the cliff, but it took us the better part of the afternoon to get there. The path continued up the mountain, but Shala stopped short of starting the climb. "What's wrong?" I asked her.
"The protection of my gods ends here. Once we start up, we are in the domain of the mountain gods. They have no love for my people. I do not wish to travel in their realm."
If I didn't know better, I would have said she was afraid. I didn't think gods had anything to do with it, but she believed it wholeheartedly. I guess I could empathize. I had felt trepidation on that last mission on Terra that cost me a couple of my best friends. I tried to talk Morgan out of going and he blew me off. If Shala didn't want to continue on, I wasn't going to make her.
I pulled her forehead down to mine and said, "Shala, I can go on from here without you. You can wait here for me to get back. I'm not worried about gods, and I'm confident that I'm the deadliest thing on this fucking mountain. Besides, you already know what I'm going to tell Na'Guk so if I don't come back you can always take my suggestion to him yourself." 
"No. My War Leader commanded me to see this through, and I will do just that. I don't have to like it , but I will endure it," she said and continued on up the trail.
I had to give her props for courage. She was obviously on edge, but she was also determined. I just hoped that this turned out better for us than it had for my team back in the day. Oh well, the sooner we get this done the sooner I'd be able to end the crazy bastard that sent us here and get on to my next job.
I felt it about half a click up the mountain. There were eyes on us and a sense of danger that I hadn't felt in the jungle settled in on my shoulders making the hair on the back of my neck stand up. We were being stalked. Shala felt it too because she stopped dead in her tracks about two seconds after I felt it. Her head cocked to one side as she listened to the sounds around us. She sniffed the air trying to catch a scent.
A few seconds later I saw her tense as something stepped out onto the path in front of us. It was about the size of a large wolf back on Terra, and it was mostly covered in fur. There were hard scales that ran from the base of its skull down the center of its back to the tail. I'm guessing to protect the spine from attack. It had large ears that were laid back on its head and deep black eyes. Fangs are a given on this world, but the serrated edges were as unnerving as hell when it snarled. It was drooling, so I'm guessing orc was one of its favorite foods. Then again maybe it was just hungry, and we were convenient, like a bean and cheese burrito in a convenience store.
Shala reached to draw her dagger, but I reached out and stopped her. I whispered, "Calm the fuck down. Don't show it aggression yet. Something tells me it wants the fight. Maybe I can calm it down like I do the snakes in the jungle."
I stepped around her and locked eyes with it. I don't know why I did it, but something told me we would not win this one easily. The beast and I stared at one another for what seemed like a long time. Eventually he blinked, and I knew we were no longer in danger. His ears came up, and he cocked his head to one side like he was trying to figure out exactly what I was. Then he gave a snort, turned, and walked back into the underbrush.
"When we get back to my village, remind me to tell you just how stupid that was," she said as she cuffed me in the back of the head. I couldn’t help it.  I laughed and smacked her on the ass.
"I told you I'm the most dangerous thing on the mountain," I said walking past her.
The rest of our climb went smoothly after that and we got to the point where we decided to start climbing down to the opening above the Green Mountain cliff dwelling. It wasn't the easiest thing I'd done lately. The descent was steep enough that we basically lowered ourselves from tree to tree. It was the only way to not fall off the mountain, but it also kicked quite a bit of debris loose to slide down the mountain ahead of us. We just had to hope that shit sliding off of the mountain was a regular enough occurrence that it wouldn't raise any alarms.
Sneaking is best done in the dark, so we settled in to wait until late in the night. It was a moonless night, so all we really had to worry about was the lanterns and torches positioned along the top of the wall. The cliff actually overhung the timber wall which is why archers weren't very useful from below.  No way to lob arrows over the wall, but it did make it pretty easy for me to hang my head over and look down until I found the pattern in the guard patrol. It wasn't hard. I guess they feel pretty confident that they're safe up here. The gap was even big enough for Shala to get through unnoticed.
The place was huge. It had to be home to easily three or four hundred orcs. The cave went back into the mountain about two hundred meters, maybe a little further. All of the structures were either stone or adobe making it next to impossible to burn them out. The water supply was a large cistern cut into the rock in the back of the cave and it was fed by a spring. Not gonna be easy to cut that off with a siege.  I was right about food stores though.  Orcs are primarily carnivores and meat only keeps for so long.  I'd be willing to bet you could effectively starve them out in less than a month, maybe as little as three weeks, but definitely no longer than a month.
I had pretty much all the intel I would need if I was actually going to tell Na'Guk how to wipe out his enemy, but that was never the plan. I had also spent a good part of this time plotting his death, and it was getting close to the time for that to happen. Especially if I wanted to prevent the slaughter of this tribe. Shala knew as much as I did, and she would give it all to her War Leader out of some misguided sense of honor and loyalty, even if she was questioning his wisdom.
"Time to go," I whispered to Shala as we noted the location of the last storage building. "Let's get over that wall before the sun comes up."
"Good idea," she agreed and we started back to the front of the village.
About ten feet from the ladder to the top of the wall Shala stumbled and fell to one knee bending forward like she was suddenly very sleepy. Looking back at her I could see the small arrow protruding from her shoulder and the orcs that were coming towards us warily.
"Shit. This just got interesting. Shala you ok?"
"I felt the arrow, and then I became very weak. I think I am poisoned. Leave me and get what we have learned back to my people."
"Fuck a bunch of that," I said and without really thinking I opened a portal back to my room at The Bar and pulled Shala through letting it snap shut behind me.
I immediately opened a second portal directly into Valsh's house and stepped through calling his name. His head snapped around and without saying a word he crossed my portal and carried her unconscious body back through to Orta'ahn.
"What happened?"  he asked as he examined the arrow still stuck in her back. "This is not very deep. It should not be causing her this much trouble. Where were you when this happened?"
"Poison," I spat. "We were on our way out of the Green Mountain orc's village, and one of their guards got a lucky shot at her back. This is Na'Guk's fault. It's time for him to die Valsh."
Valsh just shook his head and said, "I can see that you are angry, but do not act rashly, Tole. Na'Guk is still very well protected and you have not yet devised a way to get to him unnoticed, have you? Besides, I am going to need time to find a reasonable explanation for how quickly you have returned to the village. Now go away and let me work."
"Fine," I managed to get out around clenched teeth, "but the countdown has started and that mother fucker's days are numbered."  
I went back to The Bar to drink some real liquor and think things out. 
Shala died while I was gone.

Make It Aluminum They Said - This is It

It dawned on me while I was working on the Grand Marquis yesterday that I hadn't posted a picture of the repair kit I was using.  Let me...