So I finally got my first one
star review. It was on Here There Be Pirates, and it is glorious. I have to
admit that at first I was mildly ticked off, but the more I thought about it
the funnier it got. I clicked on the name of the reader and found that the one star review is his bread-and-butter. That's pretty much all he does. Please allow me to share it here in its entirety:
I read this.
Then I thought about it for a while and realized that on Lawdog's
recommendation, I'd spent $2 on what is apparently a comic book proposal
written by a 10 year old kid. If there's a joke here, I missed it.
Eloquent ain't he? I stand by my original statement on this blog from way back when I
started this whole thing with Tole's story from The Bar at the End of Everything.
If you're looking for the next great literary classic, or hell even moderately
decent writing, you're in the wrong place. I tell stories. I do not aspire to
do anything else.
Now I would just like to say that
if any comic book publishers are reading this, I AM more than willing to
license out the character for a modest fee plus royalties.
Y'all be good, and if you can't
be good, be sneaky.
-Wayne
2 comments:
LOL, that'll sell a few copies! :-)
I mean, I'd be totally ok without the $.70 if he wants to ask Amazon for a refund. LOL
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